FAQ Spotlight:

How can I pay for my items?

Answer:
Our vendor currently accepts all major credit cards, including Visa, Mastercard, Discover, and American Express. You can safely use your credit card on their secure server, which encrypts all data entered. You can use your check card if it has one of the previously mentioned logos on it as well.

Our vendor does not currently accept checks, money order, or paypal.

Text Based Designs

This shirts have something to say.

Please click on the designs below to see the various products and styles each design is currently available in. To return to the main page, simply click on the Chemical Z store banner at the top of the design page.

 

Newest Designs:

	Hacked Mountain Lion: This mountain lion should have had better fire walls. Text: "Oh Nos! I got hacked!"
	Medication: A question to ask of a true friend. Text: "Will you still be here AFTER my medication wears off" Includes emotional pills.
	Invisible Claws: Just because they can't see them doesn't mean you don't have them. Text: "I have invisible adamantium claws" Includes invisible claws.
	TGIF: Proclaim pride in your gender, if you are a girl, of course. Text: "Thank God I'm Female" Includes female sex symbol.

	Tough Cookie: Sometimes, you gotta be tough, cause that's just how the cookie crumbles. Mobster cookie with hat.
	Septopus?: This thoroughly confused little tentacled creature has been delt one less limb than it seems he should have. Features Septopus counting his own 7 tentacles.
	This Afternoon: They know you aren't listening, and you know you aren't going to do it, but you have to say something, right? Green Text on many styles.
	Z is for ZomBee: Finally, Z has more in its alphabetic arsenal than Zebra. Features undead bee with obligatory "Z is for..." text.
	Robot Overlords: Let others know you are "Prepared to serve our Robot Overlords". Features your own robot lordling head.
	Under Cover Vampire: Vampires are known for style, so throw them off the track with this self-convicting apparel. Text with fangs and blood splotch.
	Under Cover Werewolf: Yeah, I know this shirt is going all to shreds as soon as I shift, but it looks good in pieces too. Text with howling wolf.
	Undercover Fairy: As a fairy, sometimes you need to be able to run everyday errands without all the obligatory wish granting. Text with wand and star dust.
	Undercover Zombie: Your snack/friend will never see it coming. Text with mutilated zombie arm.
	Yuppers Peppers: These cheerful peppers will support you in all your endeavors. Text with red chili and green bell pepper.
	Okie Dokie Artichokie: You gotta agree with this veggie. Text with adorable artichoke.
	"Men are like steel: When they lose their temper, they lose their worth". Features witty black and blue text.
	Vampire food: As the slayer, you need to let the vampire know which one of you is bait, for smoother executions, of course. Text with arrow.
	Werewolf Chow: Let the wild things know who is the tastier morsel. Text with arrow.
	Zombie Chow: The undead will know who to sink their rotting teeth into, assuming they can still read... Text with arrow.
	Reaver Food: You know you can outrun your friends if reavers attack your town, and now everyone else knows too. Text with arrow.